This one comes direct from the WTF?! Department:

As a member of the Doobie Brothers and Steely Dan, and as a session guitarist for Carly Simon, Bryan Adams, Ringo Starr and many others, Jeff "Skunk" Baxter has been a clandestine rock and roll hero since the '70s. Now, as a specialist interrorism, missile defense and chemical and biological warfare, he's also a covert hero for the U.S. military...